True story

Email a finnish teacher: 

Hello, I need this. Bye.


Email an italian teacher: 

Dear kind awesome Teacher,

if it’s not a problem for You, and if You don’t have anything else to do (but if You have, please, tell me! I don’t want to bother You) I really appreciate if You, a magnificent Person, can do a really small favor to me, a poor little student.

Thank You very very much (Did I say You’re awesome?). Marco Bassi.