It was very fredd and innevat. Maialin was passegging in the city, the vent on this face was fort and he dovev rientrar in home. The calcucc of the camin was aspetting him. He apred the door, but qualcos didn’t go. It was like someone was entred in the house. Maialin, all attent, si reched in the salot, where a gross figure was seduted on his poltron. The light s’accended.
“huhfsiauh, Maialin!” dissed the gross figure.
“E’?” risposed Maialin.
“Chupa” dissed the gross figure.
“But go at do it in ass! Who are you?” chiesed Maialin, incazzed.
“I’m Babb Natal, and I’m here to chied you aiut. I have a big problem, and you dev aiutar me.”
Babb Natal inizied to spiegar his problems: He dissed that a big attac of caghetta have prended him and he non sarebb riuscit to consegnar all the regals to the bambins around the world. He volev che Maialin prendess his post and consegned the regals. “Col cazz that I do it! I dev go to my nonn for the cenon, she prepares the arrost with potatoes”.
But Babb Natal non s’arrended così facilment: “I will give you a ricompens: tut quel that you want. Chied me qualsiasi thing!”. Maialin rifletted… In effect, there was a thing that he wanted from the very profond of his heart. “I want the complete collection of albums of Nino D’Angelo!”
“AAARGH” urled Babb Natal “Are you serious? You can have tut quel taht you want and you chied me the albums of Nino D’Angelo? You’re pazz!… Vabbè, that sia! You’ll have what you want. Here there are the instructions of what you dev do. Or, I scapp to the bagn because I’ve the cagott and I can’t tener it ancor a long…” and he scompared.
On the table a little fogl was posed. Maialin prended it and inizied to read:
” EKTORP: Istructions for installar”
Prend the cacciavit and avvit the vit “A” dop aver inserit the part “B” in the fessur “C”. With a big abbondaz of colla vinilica, attac the parets of the armad and…
“Porc la puttan!” esclamed Maialin “That scemunit of Babb Natal lasced me the librett of istructions of the IKEA! Or what I dev to do?”. Maialin allor presed his portatil and cerched in google what he dovev do. He inizied a cercar, but he didn’t riesc a trovar nothing. At un cert trat he vid a image with su scrit: “Do you want enlarge your penus? Click here”. With an attac of sex desire he clicched the link… but it was a virus! And the computer esploded. And anc Maialin esploded. And anc his house esploded. And anc the city esploded. And anc the stat esploded. And anc the world esploded… Bè, tut esploded. And fu so that Maialin rovined the Natal to all the persons in the world… because he avev fatt esploder tut.