Ep.6: A NEW AMIC… MA VERY VERY MORE CHE AN AMIC!
Stordit apred his occ… all intorn him was offusched and incompresible. “Maialin, Maialin… svegl yourself!”. A soft voice pronunced this words in Maialin’s orecc and si sveglied. A little white esser was di fianc to him. This esser was strange, buff… two balls were forming it, an arance nose and many bottons on his pett. “Ben svegliat maialin, I’m the Ricchion Nev-man and I’m here to help you. Or, change yourself and vien with me”.
The Ricchion Nev-man ported Maialin in a ghiacc-castle. “Benvenut in my house, here you può do tut quant you want and prender tut quel that you want from the frigo” The Ricchion Nev-man diss “No, bè, here you può preparar yourself to sconfigg the cattiv infermiers that uccided Jim and imprisoned you. But you dev do only one cos to have tut this cos… you dev give me your cul!”
Maialin wasn’t sicur of what he avev sentit: “Cos? My cul? No! I’m not Ricchion com you… but, fors, it può esser a good experience…”. Maialin and the Ricchion Nev-man s’apparted in the camer da lett, si leved the vestid and with a big abbrac inizied to far the sporcaccionates. But at the improvvis a big tonf scossed the ghiacc-castle and they were costretted to interromp their sexual att.
What misterious thing interromped the moment of privacy of Maialin? You will scopr in the next episode: THE REVENGE OF THE GNU WITH THE VASECTOMY