Stories of an italo-american Maialin: Ep.1 – The Brutt Man

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EP. 1: THE BRUTT MAN

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There was, tanti years fa, one maialin italo-american that went in America to impar the lingua and diventar rich. He was very piccol quand decided to lasciar his home and andar in gir per the world. His papà was an american but his mam was italian. They said to him: “Car figliol, go away from casa! Go to America and impar the lingua, it will be util for your future, così you’ll divent rich! Anch se you have only six mesi of life, go away and divent a perfect italo-american maialin!”.

maialin3maialin4Quind, the maialin parted and went to the airport. But his viagg wasn’t so facil! Quand was sedut on the plane, he vid a strange cosa: one big brutt man with a big turbant on his head and a face da very cattiv, ma proprio cattiv man! Maialin was scared. He pensed that the brutt man was a terrorist and allor inizied to sudar fred. Cas vuol che the brutt man si sieded di fianc to him. Maialin was ancor more spavented! Now he could anch a sentir his fetor and his puzz of terrorist, a puzz that nobody can immagin, the puz of “eau de toilette n°5”.

maialin5The plane parted, and Maialin was more and more spavented. At un cert point the brutt man tired out a big scatola from his zain. Maialin thinked it was a bomb and inizied to cry. Vedend quest, the brutt man diced him, with his brutt ma propry brutt voice, that fa spaventar tutt the world: “Hey, Maialin, svelg, svegl! We are arrived!”. Maialin didn’t capisc immediately, but poi realized: it was only a dream! “Stupid Maialin that I am, you’re not a brutt terrorist man, you’re only a part of my immagination!”. But Maialin wasn’t right. In fact the brutt man was prending around him and was a real terrorist and… BOOOM! The bomb esploded!

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What will accad to Maialin?? You will see it in the prox episode: “I AM THE LEGENDARY MAIALIN”

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